Team Roster

Beau Mangles

I never saw it coming... She seemed so normal... It's always the quiet ones... I never would have suspected a girl like her... Yeah, Beau has heard it all before, and quite frankly, she can't agree more. Always under the radar with very few words to say, Beau Mangles will be there when you least expect it to ruin your day. If you're lucky, you might just catch a glimpse of a smile from her stoic lips after you've been knocked down and realized what happened. Remember, it's not always the extroverted who rule the track, the quiet ones plot and plan your demise.

 

Belladonna BruzHer

 

Elementary teacher by day, Derby Duchess by night. She is uniquely striking and intelligent and is fluent in two languages one which is DERBY. But if hands are raised in the rink, watch out ladies because you will be her next subject. She chooses Y-O-U! There will be sharp pains, sudden dizziness, and then profuse bleeding at the pores, with dissolution. The scarlet stains and contusions upon the body will be all that’s left after facing this deadly nightshade. Don’t let this stunning burlesque fool you girls. As she pushes close to her adversary, they hear her faint whisper in their ear, “you snooze, you bruz.”

 

Duke Jukem


 

 

Profile coming soon...

 

 

 

 

Jack RaBBit $lim


They say slow and steady wins the race? Uh-uh. Not with this girl. She comes out of the gates at full throttle and doesn't let up until the final gun sounds. Don't be fooled by her slight frame. This little bunny might be cute, but she isn't warm and fuzzy. Like her namesake, her unparalleled stamina allows her to outlast the competition. Try to keep up with her and you just might find yourself sucking wind and dragging your tongue on the floor, begging for mercy. Her favorite past times include defying the laws of physics and leaving opponents exhausted in the dust. You can try and hang with the Jack Rabbit if you like, but don't say you weren't forewarned.

 

Bella Da Brawl

 

Time to put away the ball gown and lace up those skates. Growing up, no one would have thought this “princess” and DAR debutant would be a roller derby girl. She works with developmentally delayed children during the day, but don’t let that soft side fool you. From being the belle of the ball to Bella Da Brawl, this belle is a knock out. She comes from a family of fighters and wont mind breaking a nail to get her point across. She'll stand up for her family and rights; so beware, because the Cenla Derby Dames are more like sisters!

 

Da Bone Crusher


Born and bred in suburbia but moved to the ghetto cuz it better suited her soul. She doesn’t just hurdle obstacles, she crushes them. When skating at the back of the pack, she silently stalks her prey then lets out a warning cry that has been known to make lesser skaters quake! BEWARE! Don’t get CRUSHED!

 

 

He Who Shall Not Be Named

 

 

Profile coming soon...

 

 

 

Lethal Confection

 

 

Profile coming soon...

 

 

 

Start
Prev
1

Login Form